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cryptosporidium

A type of water parasite that is mentioned in robin williams live 2002 for the reason he couldn't drink river water
"even superman's going 'fuck it im not going in, it has cryptosporidium'"
by unknown qwerty December 24, 2005
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Cryptothot

A "thot" that leeches in the crypto world. She often shills nudes for follows on social media to help in her search for her OG bitcoin daddy. She contributes nothing of value to the crypto world. Do not fall for their evil ways as it will often lead you to being a nocoiner. Best to just block them and move on.
Just block that cryptothot my man, all she is after is your bitcoin and followers.
by CryptoNilla March 3, 2018
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cryptozygotic

of mysterious or unknown pre-embryonic origin.
As, little is known of the nature of divine sperm, we can only conclude that the messiah was of cryptozygotic origin
by sacrificenwa October 3, 2011
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Cryptopocalypse

Describing the end of the traditional banking system, where decentralized, immutable, transparent, open source, peer to peer crypto currencies take over the world.
Fiat Inflation is at all time highs, this must be the beginning of the Cryptopocalypse!
by LoriTheLobster February 8, 2022
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cryptozoology

A psuedoscience that deals with animals currently unknown to science. While it certainly has more cred than most other psuedosciences (since their are thousands of species we have yet to document), it still focuses on more sensational reports, doesn't allow for much skepticism and attracts its fair share of UFO geeks and other impressionable people. A scientist who goes looking for a new kind of quail in southeast Asian rainforests can be said to be dabbling in cryptozoology. Sadly, cryptozoology focuses more often on ridiculous monster such as the chupacabra, bigfoot and loch ness monster.
1. Megan, who was into cryptozoology, had no trouble believing that the wake she saw in Stockton Lake was a lake monster. She called it Stockie.

2. For a long time the Giant Squid was confined to the realm of cryptozoology until washed up bodies were found and properly documented.
by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006
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cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease
This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis
by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004
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cryptopoetry

The art of hiding clues in seemingly normal poetry. Typically, there are a few key words (such as the first word on every line or every word that is capitalized) that string together to make another sentence with hidden meaning.
Someone, a Jon Doe,
Is wearing glasses,
Reading and studying cryptopoetry. Poring
Over the poem, he tries to find
Your clue, but it is too difficult. His
Shoulder slumps down in failure.
by Pitmania April 21, 2008
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