clyptomanic

a disorder in which someone (for no reason or basis) fears social interactions, steals randomly just to see if they can get away with it, and randomly starts dancing

Someone who is (improperly) labeled as a cleptomaniac and doesn't actually want the things they take and is afraid of people probably has a clyptomanic disorder instead.

by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player

allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac

by shwibby September 16, 2006

cryomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable desire to freeze things

Mr. Freeze is the ultimate Cryomaniac.

by Wxlta November 23, 2022

Claptomaniac

A person with an uncontrollable urge to clap at every minor accomplishment, event, or situation—no matter how trivial or mundane. Claptomaniacs find it irresistible to applaud even the smallest of successes, like finishing a cup of coffee, sending an email, or correctly guessing the weather for the day. They often unintentionally create awkward moments by clapping in quiet settings, like libraries or elevators, to acknowledge achievements only they seem to notice.

While clapping is often a social cue for praise or excitement, a claptomaniac takes it to the next level, turning everyday moments into personal rounds of applause. Though harmless, their behavior can baffle those around them.

"I swear, Greg clapped when the microwave beeped. He’s a total claptomaniac!"

by streamerd October 6, 2024