Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Cryptokiddies

A group of young people of "mental maturity" who Christopher from Cryptoland has a crush for.

Also especially allowed on the island of Cryptoland.

"Hi! This is me, Christopher, a crypto degen with a crush for Cryptokiddies."

by amoggydripler January 28, 2022

cryptards

abbreviation:

1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense

2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards

Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.

More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level

by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021

neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

cryptics

The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.

He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004