The Crusades 

A war fought to drive the durkas from durkastan so that the Super Jesus Friends could rule supreme in Jerusalem

"We must drive the durkas from Jerusalem, the crusades ftw!"

The Crusades by Joel Anderson May 30, 2006

The Crusades 

Basically…The 2022 Oscars if Chris Rock were the Islamic Nations and Will Smith were the Christians. Under the ruling of the Roman Church, followers sought out to take back the Holy Land from Islamic nations that ruled over it. Over time, these battles turned into anti-Islamic aggressions and ruthless animosity that resulted in over 1.7 million deaths (equivalent to 34 million people in modern times)

The Roman Catholic Church intended to use The Crusades to regain control of the Holy Land, however, it indirectly highlighted bigotry towards anti-Islamic values

The Crusades by Religion and Cults Inc. April 11, 2022

crusader kings 2 

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

crusader kings 2 by kod15 January 26, 2014

Black Crusaders 

A supposed group of powerful black Americans who meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. They work tirelessly to prevent celebrities from perpetuating black stereotypes. Oprah Winfrey and Bill Cosby are said to be the organization's "chief mages."

I just saw on 30 Rock that the Black Crusaders were targeting Tracy Jordan. No wonder he's gone into hiding.

Black Crusaders by asdtgre July 29, 2012

Gypsy Crusader 

An incredibly based man who goes on Omegle dressed up as the Joker.

I love watching Gypsy Crusader because he is based.

Gypsy Crusader by phantom_325 January 31, 2021

Gypsy Crusader effect 

When leftists try to shame you for your sex orientation, color of skin or political opinion, assault you, threaten you, harass you, your job and your family so your political opinions shift even further right

2020 riots created a dangerous Gypsy Crusader effect

Gypsy Crusader effect by anonymous December 10, 2020

Fecal Crusader 

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

Fecal Crusader by Java June 23, 2004