Crontard

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

by EagleAS October 29, 2011

cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

crunktacular

when shit be off tha chain.

That shit was crunktacular my nigga.

by nigga wendell December 12, 2004

chunkatard

someone whose fat, ugly, and chunky yet also a retard.

Cassie: "look at that fat retard"
Lisa: "oh she's just a chunkatard."

by Its_Pocahontas October 31, 2011

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

[Crunkadelic]

Crunked to the point of delerium.

A modern spin on the idea of 'Funkadelic' popualized by George Clinton in the late 1960's.

The qualities of being Crunk, Funkadelic and even Psychodelic (depending on the Sizzurp consumption rate) all rolled into one easy word.

The band got all Crunkadelic after the lasers went up.

We is Crunkadelic all up in this solar system.

by Donkey Hodey January 20, 2009