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Crunchie 

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..
Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.
Crunchie by hellomeginty January 23, 2009

Crunchie 

A black person with a fascinaton with all things oriental.
You watch anime, imitate kung fu fighting, live on ramen and watch hentai! YOU CRUNCHIE
Crunchie by Blicks July 8, 2011

Crunchie 

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...
“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”
Crunchie by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021

CRUNCHIE CRIGGA 

1)A mexican, white, asian, or black that thinks he is a pimp cause he talks to any girl he passes.

2)A smelly mother fucka
Look at Frank's ugly lookin ass talkin to dem girls, he is a crunchi crigga.
CRUNCHIE CRIGGA by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

Crunchie scrunchie 

You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it
“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”
Crunchie scrunchie by Uknowme November 11, 2019

bung crunchie 

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus
Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.
bung crunchie by Rondo August 30, 2006