Crotchtosis

A bad case of smelly pussy.

Chronic smelly pussy.

Billy refused to go down on his girl because she had a bad case of CROTCHTOSIS!

by Krzygrl July 2, 2009

Crotchtopia

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.

And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

by Erica January 26, 2005

crotchticle

when ur crotch tickles!

ewww my crotchticle is feel fun-e

by Megan g & marabeth z March 4, 2005

Crotchteded

To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.

Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone.

by itsworthashot September 5, 2009

Crotchidy

Uptight, slightly aggressive older human behavior. Grumpy with a bit of sas!!

Your grandpa is just a bit crotchidy today.

by GmaTmamaJo July 12, 2017