Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Crouching Soldier

Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d

I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.

by JasonJohnHorn July 2, 2009

crotchnugget

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

Crouching Caesar

The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.

On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.

by roblund March 8, 2007

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

Cotchin

A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner.

You wanna like… cotch at mine or yours?
(Would you prefer to casually relax at my place or yours?)

Na man is like better at yours init.
(I would prefer yours good friend)

by Jorden January 1, 2005

cotching

relaxing, chilling, sitting back, having fun

If one was really chilled out and relaxing they could say 'I'm bares cotching.'

by MR REID December 10, 2007