Crotch Face

Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.

Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.

See also Dickhead,Arse Face

Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.

Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you

by ChrisMaBiss April 6, 2009

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Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

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Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

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crotch face

some one with a head in place of their genitals.

Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?

Drew: no, why?

Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!

Drew: wtf is a crotch face?

Kevin: gotta watch the video bro

by greenturns2black December 5, 2011

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