Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Crotcher

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses

"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"

by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

Crotchtastic

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

Crotchturd

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

by flatpatty September 26, 2009