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Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.
I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.
by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014
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cootalang

Dead beat nigger father who abandoned their young at birth.
Ugly ass cootalang.
by Cootalang October 18, 2017
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serbo-croatian

The common language of several former Yugoslavian republics: Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia. But don't tell a Serb, Croat or Bosnian that. ;)
Dr. Kovaæ speaks Serbo-Croatian and English.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
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Croasian

A person who has both Croatian and Asian descents.
Joe: "What is your ethnicity"
Jack: "Well, my mother is Croatian and my father is Asian. I guess that makes me a Croasian"
by croatianxchick March 3, 2011
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chitalian

A person who is half Chinese and half Italian.
"Your mom is Italian and your dad is Chinese right? So doesn't that make you Chitalian?"

Example 2:

Kady: "Yo Ken and Francesca had a baby and she's so cute!" "Chitalian babies are so cool"
by Ken-Totally-Made-Up-This-Word November 26, 2007
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croatian men

most gorgous men in the world, all 6ft tall dark hair, light eyes, tanned golden skin asif like a fish!lol! most beautiful bodies like they've mean swimming in the sea all day!
A great example no doubt is Mario Ancic, Hey and I'm Croatian so I'd better go and get me one of those croatian men!
by Mala April 4, 2005
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croatian cradle

halfway between a cultural tradition and a seizure
Hey have you sexy man Marko Zimic?
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*
by Stuyvesant Lacrosse June 8, 2021
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