A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.
I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.
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