crosswell

A crosswell is someone who never shuts up and always argues and disagrees with everything you say. Crosswell's tend to be in love maybe marriage with stupid women and usually does not have the balls to break up with them. Crosswell's tend to sleep on other people's couches and eat their food.

Man that guy would not shut up. He was being a really crosswell.

by smu December 26, 2007

Crossbent

When you mean two things but not knowing either of those things.

You're just crossbent aren't you?

by Magic Haste May 22, 2020

crosswind

Where someone farts sideways in front of you instead of waiting till you passed by before "letting fly".

I was scheduled to meet my girlfriend for a sunset stroll after da community baked-bean supper, but I had to "delay takeoff" --- i.e., postpone getting up and leaving --- for five minutes due to major crosswinds.

by QuacksO August 2, 2023

Crosswinkied

The act of a male placing his winky inside the winky of a female. Coitus. A Jeff Bezos original. "Crosswinkified".

Jeff got crosswinkied with Lauren.

by Bub Christopher April 6, 2025

Crosswinkified

The act or state of being crosswinkied (placement of a male winky inside the winky of a female). Sometimes, things just get fucked or "crosswinkified'. A Jeff Bezos original.

Jeff and Elon have lead to greater things in the economy: "Crosswinkified".

by Bub Christopher April 6, 2025

Crosswinks

Crosswinks. When two winkies get put together. Sometimes, when two fucks get together in a clever, uncouth way. Marc A. approved.

"Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are an example of crosswinks. "
"Jeff crosswinks with Lauren every afternoon."
"Elon crosswinks with Shivon three times a week."
"Mark crosswinks with Priscilla every other day."

by Bub Christopher April 6, 2025