chongover

a chongover is the equivalent of a hangover but comes from a heavy night of smoking weed. you wake up the next day still feeling extremely bleary eyed and unable to move from bed.

"man, today i woke up with such a chongover... i was battered last night"

by BizzleShank January 19, 2010

Crangoola

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.

When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.

by Vice Gaming November 10, 2019

Congo Bypass

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

Purple Chongo

An alcoholic beverage mentioned in the popular 1992 song “Back to the Hotel” by N2Deep. Consists of ice, gin, cran-grape juice and a splash of orange juice.

We in the back, sippin’ purple chongos.

by bobbyDIG8L May 1, 2021

Cronoid

A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.

Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.

by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009

Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic

Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"

by LordTrafficCone November 28, 2021

cronge

a word said when one cannot simply just "cringe", the subject of discussion is so unbelievably cringe worthy that you cannot contain yourself and cronge is shouted, an upper level of cringe

"OMG, i was so drunk last night that i slept with that johnny guy, the really ugly one from that band?"

"omglmao, CRONGE!"

by coaguL8 July 29, 2009