chocoholicday

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

by spudart August 16, 2010

crocaholic

Someone who loves crocs

You are a crocaholic

by Crocaholic May 6, 2016

chocoholic

People who like chocolate, but don't understand the rules of word endings.

Derived (incorrectly) from "alcohol" and "alcoholic".

"Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no 'chocohol'" - Demetri Martin

by forteblast May 19, 2010

chocaholic

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Chocoholic

A man or woman who is attracted exclusively to black people. (white people = vanilloholic, but people don't say that)

Kelly is such a chocoholic. That bitch be droolin' over Kobe and M.J.

by Nick D May 22, 2003

Chocoholic

A person who is addicted to chocohol.

Better hide all the chocohol before my mother-in-law gets here; she is a big-league chocoholic.

by Rick Santorum November 14, 2006

crotcholicious

When one's breath or crotch area smells of stale sweat and funk...

Man, your dog Boomer's breath is crotcholicious!

Yeah he pretty much licks his balls all day!

by Baron Von Poophausen January 13, 2011