Crotch Critter

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.

You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

crouchcritters

crouchcritters are simply crablice or any other foreign critter in or around the pubic area.

"Damn! dat nasty bitch give me her crouchcritters!"

by your ex ho December 18, 2004