-Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
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Did you hear Finn received croc dome?
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.
Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.
by 200 fly March 29, 2022
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The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
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“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.
by Therealjoemumma November 20, 2019
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by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
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DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.
by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018
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