Criston

See Mr. Amazing.

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."

by The incredibles October 20, 2012

crittenden county

Where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherfuckers and the other 1/2 try to fucking act like goddamn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. Oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.

You see them Crittenden County hoodrats walking today?

by hoodrathoochie99’ October 2, 2017

Cripton

When a person is talking rubbish.

Why do you come out with so much Cripton

by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

Crittin

not being able to wait

im crittin for a zoot

by poonani October 17, 2003

criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

Joshua Crittenden

A future husband. Everything a girl could ask for. He's smart, sexy, and really good at math. One day he will get married to the woman who loves him most in this world. Even though he's leaving soon, you won't stop thinking about him, because he's your man. And no one is ever going to change that.

Oh you know Joshua Crittenden? Oh he's taken.

by HisFutureWifeCamilla June 6, 2011

Crimton

A cruel girl who likes to yell crimpton smash and touch samsam momo

Wow that girl is such a crimton

by mr grr September 4, 2013