Christie

A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.

“ Damn. You are totally a Christie. Do you wanna go out?”

by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.

"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.

by The Explicator May 22, 2016

Christie

Christie’s are dope a$ f<\< and can hang wit anyone cuz they bad like that! Christie ain’t a girl you can mess wit doe Because she a diamond- and she will CUT yo muthafuckin ass up and serve it to you on a silver platter and watch you eat it. Don’t let her classiness fool you doe cuz she good AND SHE HOOD!

Trina: Who that chick walking in like she gangsta?

Lamar: That Queen Be Christie.

Trina: DAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

by MystifyMeINXS November 28, 2020

Cristela

Cristela is a very hardworking women. She loves coffee. She is very outgoing, humorous, funny, talented, and freaking pretty. she has an amazing voice. She's a savage when it comes to trying new things. She's confident in her beliefs. Has a good taste in music. She is very humble and loving. She's a mom to many.

Suzzie: Have you met Cristela?
Angelica: yes! Isn't she great!
Suzzie: yeahh!

by boozie forever July 18, 2020

butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

by buttitches June 15, 2009

Cristina

Is funny, smart ,pretty ,cool, loves animals ,trustworthy ,playful, has a big family, and a big heart ,laughs a lot, shy ,honest (sometimes), and angel never let her go long gorgeous hair tallish ,middle child? Gamer girl ,loving ,thoughtful ,helpful smart ,kind, forgiving ,an amazing friend a goofball, loyal, can be quite and not give an opinion . Can be the best friend ever can be wild and usually calm can be stressed about a lot of stuff like school will do school work had good grades she is just like the perfect person to be with 😊 can be popular but doesn’t hangout with the popular kids because she prefers her normal friend group

Girl1: I am soooo happy Cristina is my friend like she help me with my math homework the other day she’s sooo smart !

Girl2: omg sameee Cristina shared some food with me cause I had already ate mine 😂

by Yogurt monster July 9, 2020

Cristina

The most amazing girl you will meet in your entire LIFE. They are very special so don't loose them. They are unique and not like anyone you will ever meet. They are beautiful inside and out. You can never replace her. She's like the sun after it rains. She's a goddess and extremely powerful. Never get on their bad side and make sure to ALWAYS respect her. She's super awesome to party with. She will light up any room any time. Very intelligent and always honest. Yara's have the best sense of fashion so always listen to them. They are DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! She has a face of an angel and acts like one too. Her smile can light up the darkest days. People strive to be like her. She is a huge sweetheart so be warned for many hugs. She has a thing for romance. You can always count on her to cheer you up. She is the best shoulder to cry on. She is the sexiest person who ever walked this planet. She is also very creative. Their minds are filled with wonderful ideas. She can turn a bad idea to a good one. Never doubt them, they're always doing what they know best. They have the best humor and have the funniest jokes. They can make you smile from ear to ear. They act like ladies and are super attractive. They are also really great kissers. Have the best butts too ;). She is perfect in every way.

Guy 1: Ugh, I need a Yara in my life.

Guy 2: I have one. She's so hot and awesome!

Guy 1: Dang! You are soooo lucky.:(

Guy 2: Yup they are SUPER rare!

There’s nothing better than having a Cristina in your life

by Happylove January 31, 2020