cistern

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

by jacus July 27, 2009

Cristina

An amazing person who will have your back and make you laugh a ton

Cristina is so sweet

by Truestuff785 December 22, 2019

Ana Cristina

The goofiest girl you’ll ever meet, she is the most loyal friend and will always be there for you... with such a big heart... she’ll cry over any sad little thing. Can do no wrong... she’s a tough cookie.

Ana cristina made me laugh so hard i almost peed.

by flashismabae April 22, 2018

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

Cristiana

A great girl. Often quite shy at first but once you get to know her, she can be one of the craziest people you'll meet. Willing to do daring things and is very wild. She can be very aggressive even though she may not show it.

Jake: She's not what you think, trust me!
Tisha: What? She must be a Cristiana.

by Lessly1712 May 18, 2014

Cristina

Cristina is a super hot girl who is also super sweet. The BESTEST friend you could ask for. She makes everyone around her look ugly and outshines all. Though you might not notice it at first Cristina’s are mega thick and have big tits and a fat ass. They are the ultimate girl. Whenever you manage to date a Cristina you better not let go because they are the best. Sexy, sweet, loving, HOT, and very athletic. Usually play a lot of sports and are goddesses at them. Never underestimate a Cristina because they can become dark when pushed too far, though that takes a lot. Cristina’s are mega bad asses with good asses. THE ULTIMATE HOT ASS BITCH.

Guy: Woah look at that girl, she’s hot and has a FAT ASS.
Jealous Girl: no way.
Every Guy: oh definitely a Cristina.

by speaking straight facts November 27, 2019

Maria Cristina

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, when she walks the sun will shine on her , when she sleeps the moon sleeps with her.

Incredible beauty,
Loving,
Overly Caring,
Very pretty,
Excellent manners,
Undying charms.

All a woman desires.

Stephen loves Maria Cristina.

by Riogwapo June 7, 2021