crisanta

The most beautiful and rare name of all! The kindest, loving and selfless crisanta you will ever meet. Is the best mom to ever live.

Crisanta is such an amazing mom, I want to be like her when I have kids.

by That lady. December 20, 2016

Crissaegrim

The strongest weapon, in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night at least. Tears through everything like nothing.

The Crissaegrim tore through Dracula like a hot chainsaw through butter.

by gameforce November 17, 2011

Croissantula

A hairy spider.

"I woke up this morning and there was croissantulas in my bafroom,"

by Fearless26 April 15, 2010

crassanova

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.

dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

crisean

A tall handsome basketball star who has a bright future and a strong head. Crisean loves everything and everyone he meets and expects the same in return. If you have a Crisean never let him go, he will be one of the best things in your life.

1. Crisean scored the last basket of the night.
2. The girl was happy to call Crisean her boyfriend.

by Leoma123 May 18, 2018

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022

Crissakes

exclamation

A contraction of "for Christ's sake".

That's enough drinking, for crissakes!

by nimrod7 July 3, 2009