crispyjoy

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.

Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.

by yootayote September 7, 2019

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

crispy croke

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Crispy news

Crispy news refers to any information regarding someone that is newsworthy. It is a much stronger word then gossip.

Do you have any crispy news about Mevani?

by Ethi26 December 21, 2010

Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

Crispy Tina

The act of putting a chicken tender into a vagina and then eating it. Sexually.

Mitch gave Liz a Crispy Tina last night. It was just ok.

by Mike Ditka's Ghost August 28, 2013

fat crispy

A brand new 100 dollar bill.

I'm asking $120 but I'd let it go for a fat crispy.

by Cloudninemike October 21, 2014