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crispyjoy 

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.
Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.
crispyjoy by yootayote September 7, 2019
Words you can keep

crispycookie 

He is a crispycookie
crispycookie by SavageSWARM February 15, 2017

christyjoy 

Christyjoy (pronounced: Kristee-joy)

A very upbeat, uber super cool gal who knows how to keep it real. She's fun, cool and gets along with mostly everyone...as long as you're not a prissy chick. Name is derived from "Christmas Joy" since her birth was near Christmas. Everyone want's to be her friend, coz she's just THAT cool. Giggity, giggity, oh yeah.....
Christyjoy is the perfect person ever.

crispycookie 

A cookie that is crispy and has a good crunch.
Wow that cookie was a crispycookie
crispycookie by Pick to freshh February 15, 2017

Crispyfy 

To soil, break, wreck, muck up, fuck up, or otherwise ruin an object or place.
Oh man. Why did you crispyfy your basement?
There's seriously like an inch of filth on everything.
Crispyfy by Nurrrr October 27, 2008

crispymayor 

Mayor of The sissys
Man why you whining so much like a crispymayor
crispymayor by kittykat8 March 29, 2017

Crispybob 

when someone tries to do something right, yet somehow they fail in mysterious ways
wow how did he even crispybob that hard!

dude did you crispybob your confession last night?

its ok man everyone has those crispybob days...
Crispybob by MrLonelySadFace September 26, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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