crutonic

1. Something that is old, stale or crusty.

3. Something that is unfashionable.

2. Someone who is aftificially aged or rough looking.

1. The bread was so old it had become crutonic.

2. That jacket is so crutonic.

3. Back off you crutonic bitch!

by Sianipants August 8, 2008

Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

craptanic

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.

my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

clitonic

When you and her clitoris are "just friends": a relationship between two people where you are just friends, but go down on her occasionally.

Oh, no, there's nothing serious between the two of us- it's strictly clitonic.

by Thursday's Child January 16, 2009

drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.

"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."

by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022

Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor

I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.

by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018