crippleware

Software or hardware that limits consumer choice.

I'm not buying that crippleware iPhone or iPod since I don't want to have to buy all my music from iTunes.

by wavedeva January 15, 2007

Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".

"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"

by The S October 24, 2003

Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015

crumplesack

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!

by Commander Crumplestiltskin February 25, 2017

Crippletard

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW

i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD

by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010

Cripplecock

A non functioning limp/soft penis.

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

by Redbaron June 17, 2020