cretinoid

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.

Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.

by Anonymous September 24, 2002

Cretin trolls

The idiots who define people's names on Urban Dictionary. Despite the fact that it clearly states you shouldn't define people's names, the submissions page is filled with many from these people. Usually the same people who can "hack" Wikipedia by hitting the edit button. Usually high school aged children in elementary school.

Urban Dictionary needs a filter for Cretin trolls.

by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007

cretin

Severe mental retardation caused by a major deficiency in the thyroid gland.

A rather entertaining insult used by intelligent people to describe people who won't get the meaning of the insult even after a second or third explanation.

Intellectual: "You're rather cretainous, aren't you?"
Cretin: "HUR?"

by J-FizzleNizzle December 16, 2008

cretnopracal

To lick thumb and then put in anus while watching the golden girls

Man i was watching the golden girls and i busted a cretnopracal

by Uncle Malow March 18, 2003

turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

Cretin Troll

Someone who uses UrbanDictionary as their own private forum.

Help Rid This Site of Cretin Trolls

by ME!! June 26, 2006

Cretinville

Where a cretin would lurk, hideout, and act creepy. Where the most shady of weasels spend their days. No person ever wants to visit.

Shady Grady lives in cretinville.

Hey baby Babel go back to cretinville.

by Sociable December 8, 2010