Cretaceous

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

by Kigs December 7, 2006

camp cretaceous

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

cetards

Retarded or gay fans of john cena,Who think cena can wrestle but in reality he can't wrestle for shit.Usually cena fans r retarded 5 yr olds, gays OR girls.

5 yr old- Dad ,lets go and watch wwe ,I want 2 see cena wrestle.
dad- watch cena wrestle???? u must b kiddin he barely does 5 moves and U call that wrestling, don't b a cetard, son. I hate
cetards.

by CFCWWEISMYLIFE. March 18, 2008

creotard

A sub-human who believes in creation as told in the bible, and refuses to understand or consider any other explanation. All creationists are retards, but not all retards are creationist (i.e. there is some hope for the latter).

IDiots are all creotards.
Discovery Institute is a holding tank for creotards.
If you believe in god you are most likely a creotard.

by shonny August 21, 2008

Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

cretanbloodlover

A naturally born aggressive man with origin from Crete. its believed to be a mix of sarakeens,almohads and Cretans. He is the one that knows how to use any kind of weapon and has the natural ability to kill without any conscious and without worry of his life. The word is to describe the people that live in order to war for a cause and not for money.
They are famous for the ability to win a fight from long distance and to outnumber any enemy.
Those people have been fighting from the early 9th.century B.C. from the war of Troy. the last epic battle was given against the Wermacht forces in the spring of 1941 when unarmed people killed all the special forces of the German army.
Its a rumor that during the wars Cretans have interfered in the most disgusting war crimes thats why the best of their warriors that have origin from the Chania region were given the name Cretanbloodlover

Cretanbloodlover warriors have been sent in order to win the war.
He fought without any worry about his life like a real Cretanbloodlover.

by ChrisCreta May 2, 2008

Creta

Dominican slang referring to a women's vaginal area and/or clitoris

He/She/They have a creta face.

What is that creta smell in the air ?

Did you wash your creta today ?

by slangdebunker23 February 2, 2023