Cres

A person’s progress from last year to today. Talk about health/wealth/goodness.

Daily fluctuation of emotions/wealth/etc is often told from “how are you”.

Comes from the word ‘increase’ in Latin

Sven: How’s your cres?
Thrane: Since last year? Fantastic. I make a lot more money today but run less than I did, will think about running more.

Cecile: Frederik seems cresant.
Simone: He definitely grew well.

by kakapoopooaccount January 17, 2021

b’cres

The name of a rapper in MC Virgins

Bro, b’cres is always dropping some mad heat all the time.

by TheRealThotSlayer January 25, 2021

18 Vaughn Cres

an "18 Vaughn Cres" is a heavenly place if your interests are herion, nangs and fast food. it is believed that the word "crathopotimus" originates from "18 Vaughn Cres". It is believed that once you enter "18 Vaughn Cres" you will never leave. However there are also some rumours circulating that the theme of incest is strong within "18 Vaugh Cres". There is no confirmation of if "18 Vaughn Cres" is really real however it is believed to be in Australia, but nothing has been confirmed yet.

-"ay bruh, heard they were handing out nangs down the street"
-"At 18 Vaughn Cres?"
-"yea bruh"

by Christ craven March 12, 2025

Crescendo

(noun) The main moment of ecstasy. Specifically the culmination and meeting of two lovers’s orgasms, both at their apex, as they occur simultaneously.

Nikki could feel the spasms that jerked through Shannon’s body continue to gain force and he knew she would be there soon. Barely able to control his own body, Nikki saw her throw her head back, eyes glazed and ready, her magnificent breasts, nipples like bullets, pointed upwards, she quickly threw her arms around him with nails digging flesh, and her lips parted in an attempt to voice her body-jolting release as she produced a high pitched squall. Nikki’d lost his voice, mind blown to where speech was unknown, he still pushed and pushed, though he had no control of the waves of spasms taking control of his body. They both were coming hard and fucking long, all their practice made them able to reconnect to this world at the same time as they always found one another at the crescendo of their lust marathons.

by Nikki Stixx May 9, 2020

Janoy Cresva

Slap boxing champion, known for his world famous claw strike.

Your skills are subpar compared to Janoy Cresva

by Ballsack Sniffer July 20, 2016

Karl Cresswell

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims

I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.

by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018