The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake

I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

by walshy1 May 28, 2014

Seattle Creamer

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.

Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"

by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012

Dan Cleavered

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol

"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"

by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019

creamer

A woman that gets excessively wet upon sexual arousal and/or orgasm.

Guy 1: Jen is a fucking creamer!!!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: We fucked last night, and her juices got all over my sheets! She was so turned on, man.

by metalhead666 December 18, 2012

cleaversdaddy

Trump cock sucker

Hey look at him, it's a trump cock sucker aka cleaversdaddy

by nobody.22 January 16, 2023

Cleaverson

Someone who is very smart slick and may look and act tuff but is very nice if you get to know him so if you have a Cleaverson in your life keep him close he may be something in life

Look at that Cleaverson

by Shara w June 2, 2018

Steveland Creamer

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

by Kaerindael December 18, 2014