crayford

As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."

Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)

by Jandy-ass December 30, 2003

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craporation

A crapitalistic entity that pretends to be a person, so it can crap all over the democratic system with it's bribery (which it and the Obscene Court five call "speech").

Monsanto and craporations like it plead the fifth to avoid warning the public about the criminal side effects of their products. They deserve crapital punishment.

by 60srad May 18, 2010

Craypril

When crazy things happen during the month of April brought on by sudden bouts of spring fever.

My ex boyfriend from high school contacted me, I woke up yesterday with a tattoo and birds keep attacking my cat outside ... it must be Craypril.

by lachatnoir302 April 16, 2014

craypotted

when a friend suggests that you put money into a certain business on the basis that it will list on a stock exchange soon. for whatever reason, the business is unable to list. although you retain shares in the business, you are unable to sell them to anyone. you are now craypotted

for fuck's sake mate you've stitched me up on that "hot tip".. now i'm craypotted

by hendope December 13, 2018

crapord

crapord is that friend who is well... Your mother . Most of the time this girl is steeling ur man, and uhhh your dada is very sad beacause he has no wife. mostly beacause crapord stole her...

"that girl stole my dad!" "Nani!? she's sutch a crapord!"

by kook._.e September 19, 2021

crayor

if you can’t use the n word, use crayor!

“he’s a fucking crayor”

by crayoreater February 7, 2022