When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.
I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.
by T_Lex April 19, 2010
Get the The Crawfordmug. Normally a guy with a HUGE nose. Typically has a speech impedement. Awkward as hell, too. Can't make eye contact with the opposite sex without blushing and turning away, scared. Great at art! Usually has a crush on a girl named Celia.
"Dude, that guy was checking out Celia and never even talked to her... He's a total Crawford"
"Do you think I need plastic surgery on my nose? Shut the fuck up Crawford."
"He looked at Celia 148 times in 40 minutes. What a Crawford."
"Do you think I need plastic surgery on my nose? Shut the fuck up Crawford."
"He looked at Celia 148 times in 40 minutes. What a Crawford."
by Awesome Guy Not Crawford January 27, 2014
Get the Crawfordmug. During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible
Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.
by ACE POUNDER November 9, 2018
Get the The Crawfordmug. A man who leaves, fucks over takes off on his girlfriend/wife without any warning or goodbye, never to return.
"I got home from work and my husband had packed up and left me. I had no idea he was leaving. He didn't even say goodbye. He's done a real Crawford on me!
by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
Get the Crawfordmug. The skin at the tip of the penis that is removed after circumcision. It is only called a crawford once it is removed from the penis.
Child: Daddy, What's on the ground?
Dad: It looks like skin...Oh My God its a crawford!
Child: Yuck!
Dad: It looks like skin...Oh My God its a crawford!
Child: Yuck!
by farquaad121314 April 29, 2009
Get the Crawfordmug. by Drew Bosack July 11, 2007
Get the Crawfordmug. A small jewish boy with a large "jewfro". the crawford is seen as an annoying tag along kid who wants to hang with friends outside of school. he would do anything to get other friends even if that means to nark on his current "friends" he isnt very smart and has a terrible taste in movies. he is often easily scared and if he sees a scary movie and your quiet enough you can here the piss trickling down his leg.
i went to see shutter island and when it wa quiet i could only hear piss trickling down that crawfords leg in the front row
by screechintime June 12, 2010
Get the Crawfordmug.