Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

Craptionfigure

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

metric crap-ton

A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.

by TheBearded1 November 1, 2008

crapstoner

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.

Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.

by Semi-True October 28, 2017