crafarting

the combination of crafting and farting; can be used as a verb or noun

verb:
the art or skill of crafting, but farting around instead.

noun:
the skill behind or for farting noises

I'm at work, but I'd rather be crafarting.

by Hazel Rider April 21, 2009

Clapfart

Someone who reveals a previously unknown culprit, even when the subject is unimportant.

You know when I was talking to my sister in the bar?
Well Claire told my girlfriend I was talking to some other woman?

What? But everyone knows its your sister.

Yeah, Claire is such just a clapfart

by exup35 July 25, 2022