crapintosh

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"

by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004

crapintosh

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.

by halex March 28, 2003

Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet

Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!

by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017

CaptainTJ5

The leader of Team Warriors, he sees himself as the hero of something, but his people know that he's not really a hero. Always introduces himself by saying "Hello guys it is CaptainTJ5", and always willing to go on an adventure, even if it's risky.

Person A: Let's go outside to explore!
Person B: We can be like CaptainTJ5!
Person A: ...Maybe not.

by CaptainTJ5 April 20, 2019

crapintosh

Crapintosh v.
Insulting nickname for a person who likes Apple computers.

Crapintosh wore his Mac osX shirt to Drumline practice again today

by crapintosh November 20, 2004

captaintrips

evil overlord of YT.

captaintrips is fuckin' hilarious.

by psychoman364 December 10, 2003

crapintosh

The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.

"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.

by PC Use'n fool September 5, 2006