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crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs
CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins
by Spockitator February 10, 2010
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crapapult

Large catapult made for a single purpose... flinging crap at stupid people,
john:holly crap that guy was stupid

mark:time to whip out the ol' crapapult

*flings crap at stupid person*
by yesez October 30, 2007
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crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.
Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.
by maxn512 June 27, 2008
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crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape
the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out
by mike lennon March 13, 2003
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crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.
My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.
by Rafn April 25, 2005
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CrapApp

One's favorite App they use while taking a shit.
Hurry up man I gotta go! Hold on dude I'm using my favorite CrapApp, almost done with this level.
by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017
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crapaphanalia

All the crap you stuff in your purse/backpack/handbag that you think you can't leave home without but you never actually need.
Dude, my backpack is so heavy.
Yeah, it's all the crapaphanalia you got in there.
by Gabby_Neutron September 13, 2022
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