When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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crankers·puss
n.
A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.
crankers·puss
n.
A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.
· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"
· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."
· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."
by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008
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Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster
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Get the Crankster Gangster mug.Hey, you should buy those capris. They are cute." .... "I don't think so. They will accentuate my cankles." .... "Good thinking."... "Thanks. Just livin the life of a cankster.
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