crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crankster gangster

One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.

"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."

by Rebecca S. May 25, 2004

crankster

A spun methed-up person

That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude

by desmond the great February 6, 2003

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

cranksters

An abuser of "Crank" methamphetamine.

He's a crankster.

by Filbert December 28, 2003