Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

craporabilia

All the cool stuff you've been collecting cuz "someday it's gonna be worth a fortune on eBay" or "I can't wait to show this to my kids."

Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.

Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.

Related to packrattiude.

Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.

Spouse: Wtf! Are we moving these boxes of craporabilia AGAIN? This shit weighs a ton and you never use it.

Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!

by EmmaSez January 23, 2009

Crogorm

Crogorm I derived from the worst bedwars map to ever exist, and has been translated from the ancient Slysic language to mean
“Absolute trash”
Or

“An item/being that should go fuck itself”

You know Jack? Well he’s absolute crogorm

by DcChaos December 20, 2020

Cragar

When you die from drownding in your pantie cream.

Did you hear about Gina?
Yeah, total Cragar.

by ioujiibyubyyg January 14, 2009

crator

tiny scrawny creature

come here you freaking crator!!!!

by zz3ewertr5 September 30, 2009

crator

learn how to spell you dick

crator... lmfao

by fagginess March 1, 2004

craboriginal

An Australian aboriginal of crab-like appearance.
May occasionally be seen walking sideways while sniffing petrol.

Hey, did you see that filthy craboriginal in the gutter outside?

by coonadichi September 11, 2007