cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

crackdivision

a subdivision with a lot of people on crack

ugh, why do i live in a crackdivision

by kat wack August 7, 2021

craptivist

Someone who gets unbelievably passionate about human rights, social change, equality etc. etc. They have strong opinions and (occasionally) sound theories but do nothing about them. This person only voices their opinion when they don't believe they'll get called out, but never stick to their guns when faced with a situation which challenges the beliefs they care about so keenly.

Sally:"Karen saw someone get sexually harassed the other day and didn't say anything about it, wasn't she going on about how more women need to stick up for each other?"

Ben: "Ugh, she's such a craptivist"

by thecraptivator May 19, 2018

cracktivites

An activity done by crakhead.

Look at that dude what is he doing?
Oh thats just a crackhead doing cracktivites

by Bosix123 April 23, 2019

Cracktivities

Pointless, inane and generally uncompleted activities performed whilst under the influence of crack/ice.

Mike looked up from his sweet puff and witnessed the 'cracktivities' of Joe and Amanda who had been indulging in too much ice and had decided to clean, sort and label in alphabetical order all of the tupperware in the kitchen cupboard who were however sidetracked by videos of squirrels on YouTube video and then ironically decided to report their adventures with a very long winded Urban Dictionary entry explaining said activities.

by ErinNina/ShiftySly April 19, 2016

Cracktivity

Used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). Used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.

The cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as I have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (Cracktivity of 20cph (Crackheads per hour)). The overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (Crackheads per block).

by jdboyer August 2, 2006

Cracktivity

a craft, or time consuming project one dose while under the innfluance of an amphetamine

After smoking an full half gram, Tod found hour's of fun with the string art cracktivity kit.

by the scarlet monkey April 16, 2009