by Eumolpus September 16, 2007
Get the cockstrap mug.Crack trap is a genre of different types of music that not only mixes them all together but enhances and distorts them while also adding its own variation making it into its own unique genre so called crack trap. The creators of this genre consist of YVNG, a nonsensical and borderline psychotic bean-cracker from the sunny state of Florida, A high octane human being who has fun pressing buttons and making anything that will make your ears bleed from the southern region of Georgia by the name of KillAurxra, and A goon from the shithole state of South Carolina and the epidemy of a catastrophe that enjoys fucking with sound where it is borderline unenjoyable who's stage name is St!nsen. Together they plan to rule the world.
by CRACKTRAP October 17, 2019
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Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.
When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.
by Chadamus and his harem March 30, 2008
Get the crackstance mug.1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.
2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011
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Get the Crackstache mug.A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.
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Sorry bro Montana, you how cockstraphobic I get.
Sorry bro Montana, you how cockstraphobic I get.
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