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Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
by Theinsultist May 16, 2014
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crackah, pleez!

1. An interjection expressing frustration or disbelief, directed at a cracker or white boy.

2. My designer line of baked goods and fine wafer products.
Victoria: all I'm saying is that slavery existed in African societies before European colonialism.
Jasmine: crackah, pleez!

these crunchy cheddar poppy biscuits will have you yelling 'crackah, pleez!'
by MerryAndy August 6, 2007
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Kim CarCrashian

When someone thinks they look like a hot celebrity and lets everyone know it.... but at best, their the really fugly version, like that celebrity after a car crash.

Source: KC Swimmingly's blog
Girl 1: Everyone says I look like Kim Kardashian...

(waits for people to agree)

Girl 2: Gurlllll..... you do!

Boy: Bitch, maybe if Kim got mangled in a car accident. You look like Kim CarCrashian!!!!!!
by SnogFrog September 14, 2011
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crackrame

An OCD activity or hobby that one engages in while cracked out.
Karl was involved in some serious crackrame tonight. After re-alphabetizing his spice rack for the third time, he moved on to re-tweezing his eyebrows to get just the right arch.
by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010
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Crackesh

A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.
"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"

"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"
by darren and lee March 15, 2007
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Crackmas

Bailey and loulou followed crackmas around and he got scared and ran
Lou: do you remember crackmas?
Bailey: yeah lmao i chased him and he ran
by Tnqsi August 24, 2021
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Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.
Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.
by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007
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