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Crackfiend

Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend

A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.
"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."

Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.
by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006
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crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009
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CrackPr0n

Occupation: Elitist Nerd/Moderator/Know-it-all Douchebag
Physical Description:
A piece of shit between two slices of crap.

Traits:
- Inability to carry on an adult conversation with anyone, over any subject, at any point in time.
- Constant Sand-in-Vagina.
- Punctuates every statement with a concentrated burst of CrackPr0nium, a horrid combination of arrogance, close-mindedness, hypocrisy and fecal matter.
- Unprofessional moderation that makes the mods at GameFAQ's look like the moderators at anywhere but GameFAQs.
- Followed by a loyal (but very small) group of assholes who constantly defend the horrid orgy of piss and stank that is CP's personality

SN analysis:
- Usage of word "Crack"
Borderline retarded, if this were 1996 when "crack" was still fresh. Now it's beyond gay.
- Usage of word "porn"
Cool, if you ask a 12 year old. To everyone else, it's beyond "crack".
- Usage of internets misspelling "pron"
So stupid, that the first two instances are actually elevated to a level that one may view safely without a eBullshit filter.
CrackPr0n is to: Moderating
as
Monkey is to: Building a time machine out of bananas and crap.
by FlowersInMidgar December 9, 2008
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crackie

synonym for 'crack head'...kind of like calling someone a 'junkie'
beat it crackie, i don't have any change to give you
by J.R. September 6, 2004
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Papa Crackpipe

A lesser known nickname for a major male crackhead. These men are most often found at our nations capital.
Guy 1: Look at Papa Crackpipe over there.
Guy 2: Hey dumbass, thats our president.
Guy 3:Ain't that just like that old fella.
by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009
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Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.
Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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cackpipe cosmonaut

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'
by rxnxr October 17, 2009
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