CPS

CPS (aka Cold Penis Special) is when a man covers ones penis in water and puts it in the freezer, once frozen the male must have intercourse with a frozen penis.

tyler:i served up the good ol' CPS to brittany last night

by man who indulges in balls December 13, 2021

cps

Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.

"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".

by jimmychangnuts September 17, 2006

CPS

CPS means clicks per second.To find out your cps, click on right-click as fast as you can whit a timer and stop around 60 second and 10 seconds . count how many times you clicked whit a test for cps. For example in 10 seconds I get 130 CPS it means I got 13.0 CPS.

Dude, I just got 15.4 CPS!

by CakeDaLord May 24, 2018

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"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

CPS

Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.

Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.

by qpalzmtea June 8, 2010

CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

by ô¿ô December 6, 2009

cps

CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.

by carbonhazard August 5, 2005