Cooncing

1.) When you flirt with a girl, but have absolutely no end-game
2.) When you spike your hair like Edward Cullen
3.) When you wear v-necks and flail your arms
4.) General unruliness

the present tense of the verb "coonce"

I was cooncing with this girl, needless to say, nothing happened.

by AvEsk September 29, 2010

ball coining

It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.

"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"

by That guy's face August 31, 2006

COVIDcing

Using the COVID-19 virus as an excuse to not see people, when the real reason is that they simply don't like them.

Some people are not permitting grandparents and grandchildren to see each other after months of quarantine, COVIDcing them that is "for their own good," when the reality is that they just don't like their in-laws.

by Crackerguy June 12, 2020

convencing

The act of going to a convention or multiple conventions.

1: hey man, do you want to go convencing over at the Salt Palace?

2: hell yeah, I want to go convencing!

by supmycrap August 27, 2010

Civicing

Civicing: (Noun) is a something like a cult, where young men going through puberty find the opportunity to express themselves through extreme and erratic driving of a Honda Civic preferably in the wet.

Drifting.... is for old folks. Civicing is where the action is at!

by L.A.W June 16, 2014

Colining

To take part in a colining, means to be an annoying asshole or act in a childish behavior, but in a good and or hysterical sense.

*flails around on the ground while talking about Taco Bell’s new nacho fries

“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”

by Morgen Freemale October 24, 2018

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.

Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll

by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022