contach

verb: to add a part to something that does not really fit as a temporary solution to a problem

If you contach a soda can to your lawnmower it will work until you can purchase a muffler.

by chinganda July 22, 2009

countchoculitis

The disease with symptoms of horribly drawn on upside-down "V" eyebrows in black eye pencil. Normally worn by older women who thinks this is the "style" and "looks good". Typically Hispanic women are the carriers of this disease, but has also been known to strike Italian women as well.

Have you seen Flo lately and her eyebrows? I heard she has been diagnosed with countchoculitis!

by hotincleveland August 22, 2011

countchocula

A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.

After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother

by CountChocula April 1, 2005

cuntacho

Spanish slang for "cunt."

Man this puta is being a serious cuntacho.

Fuck that cuntacho!

by SpanishSlanginIt October 21, 2010

Cuntachini

A graphics teacher who is so bipolar that she makes your bipolar aunt seem normal.

"god she's such a cuntachini I can't stand her"

by 10incrediblefactsabouttheanus April 14, 2017

Cuntache

Mustache that acquires sexual relations.

Great cuntache dude!

by Allexandrovich October 25, 2015

countash

a penis with horrible horrible herpes

the other day i accidentally saw that mans countash when he was getting out of the car

by nicnack March 18, 2008