Shoulda Coulda Woulda

Dismissing a something you could've done, instead of dwelling on it

"If I did _____, I would've gotten it."
"Eh, shoulda coulda woulda"

by AstroIsOffline April 30, 2022

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Couldabeens

A term used to described discarded seed after a masterbation session.

I'll be to bed soon honey, I have to rub out some couldabeens.

by zombiemaster666 July 29, 2009

ColdJay

a cold person named jay.

Person 1: Is your name Jay?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Are you a ColdJay?
Person 2: Well, I'm cold, so yeah.

by dabonjakepaul April 2, 2020

Couldafucks

Chicks you could have fucked, but did'nt.

Man Sometimes it makes me wonder, WTF i was thinking When i did'nt fuck all thoes couldafucks.

by Dustin J Isgay! January 13, 2010

coulda had a v8

stupid line from the V8 vegetable juice commercial or what a V8 guy says to a tuner kid or some dick who gets a V6 in a Ford Mustang, Dodge Charger or a Chrysler 300C

"Dude, I just got a new Mustang"
"Which one"
"The one wit the V6 in it, isn't that awesome man!?"
"Dude........ ya coulda had a V8...."

by Zachery T Emory December 19, 2007

shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.

Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

by Père Temps May 8, 2013