7 definitions by zombiemaster666
by zombiemaster666 July 29, 2009
My wife wouldn't have sex with me "until I cleaned up the mess I made in the kitchen". She is a prostitute.
by zombiemaster666 September 7, 2009
When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural and stupid looking zombie eyed appearance.
Tiasha came to the party with blond hair and "blue" eyes. We secretly laughed at her behind her back. Stupid girl looked like she had Zombie Eyes.
by zombiemaster666 July 10, 2009
A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.
"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
A term used to describe Naval Aviators who can't fly for shit, who keep crashing their planes or getting shot down and who spend the next several decades bragging about it.
"John McCain is a war hero."
by zombiemaster666 July 14, 2009
A term used to describe the inconsiderate, self-centered, rude, juvenile, emotionally stunted and asinine behavior of husbands and boyfriends.
"My husband excelled to a new level of jackassory today when he not only forgot my birthday but spent $190.00 on another Re-issue Transformers toy".
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009