Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.
Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.
Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.
"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."
by Anonystoner September 02, 2009
An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.
CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2
CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2
Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!
Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!
Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.
by mod_critical November 18, 2007
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by gilli b. July 30, 2005
When you try to tell someone the answer but without saying it loud, you say it in a cough. If they reply it becomes a coughersation.
by Nigelb999 April 03, 2017
A dickhead that tries to infect other people by coughing on them while he knows he has the corona virus, because he is mentally not ok.
1. Peter coughs on the police while knowing he has the corona virus and he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. Dickhead coughs on elder people or other people, because he is scared of dying alone, what a wanker.
2. Dickhead coughs on elder people or other people, because he is scared of dying alone, what a wanker.
by Tuunu April 11, 2020