couchlocky

adj. causing an inability to get off the couch

Woo, that was some couchlocky smoke, Carol.

by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

Couchbooking

COUCHBOOKING...verb, sitting on your couch doing facebook all night.

side effects: Numb butt, blurry vision, carpal tunnel, burns on legs from overheated laptop... hot flashes from overheated laptop, a few other side effects could include, laughter, deeper friendships.,...anyone suffering from this too?

I just wanted to check updates and ended up spending the entire night couchbooking...

by Positive Patti September 24, 2009

couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

by Eeagle October 30, 2010

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

couchlock

When you do not have the strength to get out of your seat, at all, or just do not have the will to.

I've been couchlocked looking at T2B at 2betrayals.proboards23.com

by BringMeCloser April 20, 2005

couchlock

Also from playing too much Playstation or XBox, or just zoning out on TV.

I had couchlock from playing that Gran Turismo 4 game.

or

I had couchlock from watching the NCAA tournament all day.

by eddieQ April 20, 2005

couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020