couchlock

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.

"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"

by tony acuna's mom February 26, 2008

couchlocked

Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005

cockfucker

A person who fucks cocks

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"

by kidkoolio August 5, 2008

Crouchfuck

An enemy in Call of Duty who crouch shots or drop shots you multiple times in order to piss you off.

Stupid Crouchfuck got me again!

by FwiendsChannel October 8, 2011

Lil Cockfuck

Lil Cockfuck AKA The second coming of Tupac

chilling in the cut listening to Lil Cockfuck

by Lil Cockfuck March 25, 2021

cuckfucker

Someone who likes to fuck someone who likes to see their wife/husband getting fucked by other men/women.

Person #1: Hey cuckfucker! Get over here!
Person #2: What, don't call me that!
Person #1: I know you like to fuck that cuck Billy!

by massive end of a bell November 18, 2016

couchlock

Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.

Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.

by Shiques July 23, 2014