"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"
"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."
"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."
"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
Get the douchetard mug.The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
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A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.
1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
Get the Douchetard mug.by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017
Get the douchetard mug.Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.
Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008
Get the Couche-tard mug.(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.
Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.
by Matthewtropolis October 19, 2003
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